That's your plan, is it?

Jul 25
paperseverywhere:

if u dont think she’s cute you’re wrong

paperseverywhere:

if u dont think she’s cute you’re wrong

Jul 25

cute-bird-dad:

i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists

Jul 25
jarredpadasexi:

isoldmysoultothetimelord:



OH MY FUCKIN GOD
Jul 25
Jul 25

daysofxavierspast:

pottergirl05:

As a 90’s kid myself I have mixed feelings about this…

Not sure if want.

Jul 25
Jul 25

captainarlert:

juichibey:

Mister....Elephant....

SOMEONE INFORM ME RIGHT NOW WHAT IS THIS ANIME

It is love stage and the elephants are a metaphor

Jul 25

deduction-to-seduction:

tweenthedevilandthedeepbluesea:

mariokarth:

what if nipples changed color depending on your mood

What if they glow blue when orcs are near?

maybe they do, I mean when have you and an orc been in the same room?

Jul 25

thatcouldhavegoneworse:

thatwriterchickyouknow:

septemregnasansae:

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."

"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."

Jul 25

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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