That's your plan, is it?

Apr 17
christopher-whitelaw:

sittingonalog:

… watch your back in theater 9 Mr. Peabody


u walk in the theater and the lights dim, frozen comes on screen, u sit through the movie, it was so good, u get up to leave but the lights have not risen, frozen is starting over on the screen, u briskly make your way to the exit and the attendant shoves you back inside the theater, don’t you wanna see your movie? he says, you claw at the door as frozen repeats over and over again behind you, elsa telling you to just let it go, your tears turn into tiny snowflakes, on the 3rd day people are eating the theater cushions, you have given up any hope of escape, you sing along quietly for the 43rd time, let it go..let it goo…

christopher-whitelaw:

sittingonalog:

… watch your back in theater 9 Mr. Peabody

u walk in the theater and the lights dim, frozen comes on screen, u sit through the movie, it was so good, u get up to leave but the lights have not risen, frozen is starting over on the screen, u briskly make your way to the exit and the attendant shoves you back inside the theater, don’t you wanna see your movie? he says, you claw at the door as frozen repeats over and over again behind you, elsa telling you to just let it go, your tears turn into tiny snowflakes, on the 3rd day people are eating the theater cushions, you have given up any hope of escape, you sing along quietly for the 43rd time, let it go..let it goo…

Apr 17

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*

Apr 17

zoeyrowan:

kohakuhime:

And I shall call him “Mini Me”!

(Bless my brother. He spotted Mama Blue Eyes on sale and got her for me, so now my baby Blue Eyes has company).

Brothers are nice sometimes.

Apr 17

deja-f-you:

Favorite part.

Apr 17
Apr 17
  • Teacher: humans are on the top of the food chain because there is nothing else that can eat us.
  • Me: titans
  • Teacher: what
  • Me: what
Apr 17

i-am-the-roses-of-red:

dontforgetthesun-meaghan:

OMG I AM THE GRUMPUS

I’m the why am I awake most of the time, other times I am the last one, lol.

Apr 17

carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

Apr 17
sansasquatch:

stunningpicture:

These can be shot into the ground to plant flowers

*AGGRESSIVELY PLANTS GARDEN*

sansasquatch:

stunningpicture:

These can be shot into the ground to plant flowers

*AGGRESSIVELY PLANTS GARDEN*
Apr 17
reallifetomato:

bolo4hagatha:

christian-glibertarian:

ancap-princess:

christian-glibertarian:

g0atman:

Volcano erupting from space

It looks like it’s erupting from Earth.

Earth is in space.

You’re in space.

wow

reallifetomato:

bolo4hagatha:

christian-glibertarian:

ancap-princess:

christian-glibertarian:

g0atman:

Volcano erupting from space

It looks like it’s erupting from Earth.

Earth is in space.

You’re in space.

wow